This is a collection of essentially meaningless phrases commentators use
< Fox misses laser land aerial interrupt on side platform >
"Nice laser land."
< Fox is losing by N stocks >
"They just need N shines!"
< The game is not at all headed toward a timeout >
"What's the ledge grab limit?"
“Living!”
< The player dies >
“Dead.”
< The player does not die >
"Both players are just throwing out moves!"
(what else are they supposed to do?)
"They've got to dig deep / Mountain to climb."
"This would be the world's greatest comeback."
into
"That's how it starts."
< Close game 5 last stock >
< Commentator continuing to tell a protracted, unfunny anecdote >
< Game ends >
"Damn, that was a crazy set."
< Player is in the corner for only 0.2 seconds >
"How are they gonna get out of the corner?"
< Pikachu vs Fox on Fountain of Dreams >
…
< Fox vs Falco on Yoshi's Story >
"Traditionally, this was seen as a Falco counterpick, but…"
< Marth does back throw >
“Nice down throw”